Top Five Reasons Carlos is Amazing
1. `Your blood is Chinese blood. Right?`
2. `The way you said cowboy was most funny.`
3. `He no hit you. He is gentlemen!`
4. `You don`t play videogames so you are obsessed!`
5. `Hey you! What are you planning on doing!?! You are going to kill someone! Riiiight!?`
Now say these quotes in a Mexican accent.
Top Five Reasons Daniel is Crazy
1. `Mr. Donuts wa doko desu ka?` (Where is Mr. Donuts?)
2. `No, sensei! I have to catch a fish in five minutes!`
3. `I will fly from America and beat up all the Japanese guys!`
4. `I`m just making friends!`
5. `Don`t forget this crazy Cowboy!`
Why Tove is The Cutest Thing Ever
1. Small
2. Blonde
3. Swedish
4. Amazing judo skills
5. SO KAWAIIIIII!
Why Joe is a Freaking Beast!
1. He is a robot.
2. He is Chinese. He speaks better English than I do. He speaks better Japanese then Japanese people do. (Note: Only been studying Japanese for three years.)
3. Going to Tokyo U.
4. `I am not that smart. Shut up, Sam!`
5. ...He is that smart.
Why Josh Could Pass Himself Off as Joe
1. Asian
2. Looks alike
3. Black hair
4. Squinty Eyes
5. He just has to be mute
Why Alyssa`s Hair is Awesome
1. It`s big.
2. It`s fun to poke.
3. It serves as a portobable pillow.
4. She has no peripheral vision.
5. Prime glomping target.
Things Coming Out of Sensei`s Mouth
1. Dame
2. I was winner!
3. Abraham! No sleeping!
4. Urusai!
5. Stop eating/playing video games! I will take away!
Things Abraham is Doing During Class
1. Sleeping
2. Eating
3. Getting Sensei off topic
4. Playing video games
5. Sleeping
Why Everyone Loves/Hates Christina
1. She is Canadian
2. She speaks fluent Korean
3. Her Japanese skills are better than ours
4. She loves Kate (And Kate says it is in an unhealthy way)
5. She speaks French
Things Sam is doing during class
1. Eating
2. Drinking
3. Playing video games
4. Reading
5. Hiding the book he is reading under his textbooks
Why I love Ellie
1. Throws away my lunch tray!
2. Talks about CS Lewis
3. Talks about Christianity
4. Asian
5. My souhai! (Kouhai and Senpai combined)
Why the other Christina is a beast
1. She is German
2. She studies Kanji until she is scary
3. She keeps Sam in line
4. She is German
5. Sie ist Deutsch
Things Patrice says a lot
1. I am so done with this!
2. I want to go to Russia!
3. I am going to be done in like...blahblah days!
4. I want to get a visa!
5. I am taking a boat to Russia!
Why Kate Doesn`t Want Me to Include Her in This Post
1. Her face is already red
2. She just rolled her eyes and sayed `Ehh` at me.
3. She is hitting me.
4. She says `You can`t think of five things!? I am not talking to you!`
5. Her actual list would be too amazing :)
(And she says I am forgiven!)
Anyway! These are the other Ryuugakusei/Exchange Students and my great friends in Japan!
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Thanks for the laughs - sounds like you are having fun.
ReplyDeleteI need to meet this Patrice person, because I have said all the things you wrote about her saying... especially ones involving Russia XD
ReplyDeleteHaha - Patrice is a guy.
ReplyDeleteAnd he really did quit his program and is probably on a boat on his way to Russia now.